My son is a turd.

The little stinker broke my glasses this morning. He was "trying them on" I guess and pulled one of the ear pieces off. TURD. TURD. TURD.

Is it my fault for leaving them out? sure! But still. He's a turd.

So, $200 later, I have a new pair coming.

I just hate that when I take my contacts out the next few nights, I won't have anything to take it's place.

Let's just hope for a speedy delivery!